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You know you are old when you go to the beach and turn a wonderful color: Blue. It's from holding your stomach in. You know you are old when people tell you how good you look. You know you are old when almost everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work. You know you are old when the candles cost more than the cake.

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"You don't stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing." George Bernard Shaw "By the time you're 80 years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it." George Burns "The really frightening thing about middle age is that you know you'll grow out of it." Doris Day

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Rude old age quotes Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get backup. ~John Wagner Getting older is like being on a roller coaster…there are highs, lows, laughter and tears and sometimes…you just may pee your pants a little. Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternative. ~Maurice Chevalier

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Yes, there are some people in their 50s who are grandparents. And no, there's nothing inherently wrong with being compared to someone's beloved grandma or grandpa. But having people act as though you should relate to the folksy adages of someone 20, 30, or 40 years older just because you're over 50 is undeniably rude.

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Rudeness Quotes. Quotes tagged as "rudeness" Showing 1-30 of 87. "It is terribly rude to tell people that their troubles are boring.". ― Lemony Snicket, The Blank Book. tags: boring , rudeness , sympathy. 594 likes. Like. "Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength.". ― Eric Hoffer, The Passionate State of Mind: And Other.

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Updated: Sep 15, 2022 5:41 AM EDT Use these examples as inspiration for writing your own sarcastic, witty, or borderline rude birthday message. Kyle Head Sarcastic Happy Birthday! Do you feel like writing a birthday wish that is funny, sarcastic, or borderline rude?

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Short Poems & Quotes / Funny Poems / Funny Poems About Aging. Keep Young At Heart. Poet: Strickland Gillilan. But young at heart - God keep us that! Let care be laughed to scorn. Let's keep our backs to eventide and always face the morn. Let's keep the ripeness of our noon to guide the girls and boys. Whose youth is callower than ours and.

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Funny Quotes About Aging 1. "Old age is always fifteen years older than I am." - Oliver Wendell Holmes 2. "Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young." - Theodore Roosevelt 3. "You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old." - George Burns 4.

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"I've lived this long because I do things I love." Schmidt's not the only person to encounter these assumptions about getting older. There's still a strange stigma around age—and we say "strange".

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1) "The older you get, the better you get. Unless you're a banana." - Betty White 2) "You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake." - Bob Hope 3) "Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter." - Mark Twain 4) "The older you get, the more you need to keep a fire extinguisher close to the cake."

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Here are 100 funny and witty quotations about getting older. Canva Growing Old Some of the best, wittiest, and most humorous quotations in the English language are quotations about age, childhood, adolescence, middle age, and old age— most of all, about growing old! On this page, I've gathered together 100 of the best. I hope you like some of them.

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Of course, Shaw himself lived to a ripe old age. However, by recognizing that no one can live forever, you can avail yourself of the life you have, and enjoy it as much as possible. "By the time.

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Funny quotes about age (1-11): Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. ~ Tom Stoppard Old age is always ten years older than me. ~Author Unknown Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. ~ Walt Disney Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age. ~ Victor Hugo

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Gloria Pitzer "The older I grow, the more I distrust the familiar doctrine that age brings wisdom." H.L. Mencken "Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five, I still had pimples." George Burns "Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you." Ogden Nash

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"The Little Boy and the Old Man Said the little boy, "Sometimes I drop my spoon." Said the old man, "I do that too." The little boy whispered, "I wet my pants." I do that too," laughed the little old man. Said the little boy, "I often cry." The old man nodded, "So do I." But worst of all," said the boy, "it seems